The Ultimate Breast-Themed Experience


By ILA-boy (Own work), via Wikimedia Commons (artist credit below)

Last night, I had a dream about the world’s only breast-themed theme park.  Imagine.  There were waterslides that were covered in silicone breasts, so that when you slid down them your bum and hands–and even your back–touched hundreds of different-sized silicone breasts, each with different kinds and colors of nipples.  Some nipples were hard, some were soft, some were large, some were tiny.

There were also cameras that x-rayed through to people’s bras underneath their shirts, and there were whole walls covered in moulded breasts–inspired by people’s real-life breasts–that you could stare at and see how different our tits really are.

My dream didn’t go here, but I’d love the notion that on that wall were breasts that had been operated on, breasts that were unusual, breasts that were from older people, and on and on.  Variety!  Sexy stuff.

Needless to say, I awoke a little horny.

Sculptor:  Es Baluard , Mallorca, Spain, Summer 2008; Museum der Stadt Palma de Mallorca für moderne und zeitgenössische Kunst.

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2 thoughts on “The Ultimate Breast-Themed Experience

  1. Lindsey says:

    Love it, Lana. Brought a smile (and giggle) to my face on reading this one. And appreciation to my heart. And breasts, of course. ❤

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